The Badass Business Analyst. Little Slices of BIG Truths

Welcome to the insider's guide to becoming a Badass Business Analyst. I hear you want to think, learn, and work differently. Awesome. I have to warn you though, this is an unconventional book for Business Analysis. It is not full of diagrams and models. It does not tell you exactly what to do. It is definitely rated PG13. Notice there are no celebrity business analysis endorsements. Most books have all sorts of 'why you should buy this book' and 'I am so wonderful' kind of stuff on the back. Let's cut to the chase shall we? Fill in the blanks below and then you will know if you should buy this book or not.
FILL IN THE BLANKS:
I want to be a _______ _______ ________ because I give a _______ and I want to make a ______ in ________ lives.
HINT: Badass, Business, Analyst, Damn, Difference, People's. You may now begin. Please open me.