Bias Wedding

Oh, to be on a tropical island! Sun, sea, sand and a beach bar, with perhaps a glimpse of a doe-eyed maiden darting shyly into her doorway.But the maidens at the Magic Lantern are far from shy. Surely our hero is far too clever to fall for their schemes and won't be swayed by a pretty smile. It wouldn't hurt to join them for one small beer. What could go wrong?