Me, and myself

Well, I suppose I should introduce myself. Why, I don't know, You won't remember my name anyway. Well, whatever, my name is Ralph Steel. And today my friend, I am pissed off. And that is to put it mildly. To explain my frustration, this is the second time someone has invaded my turf. If this person isn't brain dead right now, he, or she, will b when I get my hands on him, or her. It turned out that a criminal cartel had moved in to my town. With my good friend, Neil Jason, and a foreign police officer, Me Wong, the problem after some heavy fighting in Hong Kong, the trouble was taken care of.