Nobody Asked Me, But... (With Apologies to Jimmy Cannon)

I started writing a "Nobody Asked Me, But..." column in high school and have written one for friends and family periodically ever since. This book contains 120 of my Nobody Asked Me's, and Pat Carlson and I have added cartooned illustrations with the hope of making the reader stall a bit on each. Pat does the illustrating and I do the make his feet a little bigger.