An American's Dictionary Of Geography

Written for an international audience this is Geopolitics like you've never seen it. All countries are listed including Lawyerstonia, Bigbusinessistan, ForeginLand, Badguysistan and many others. People are starving in Hungry and freezing in Chile. China is dish shaped and driving time from New York to London is given to facilitate fishing from the car window. Austria is an Island continent in the South Pacific and Australia is landlocked in Europe. Colonial Land is in Europe and fears revenge. You will need to buy a new compass so you can find Mexico north of the United States and Africa as an island near California. When we get to Snake Land there is an interview with the snake that tempted Eve and he recommends the development of justification science. This book was written from interviews with college students and we see that America seems to have a very different map of the world than the one foreigners use. Of course ours is the correct one. Caution should be used so you don't laugh yourself sick and heart patients should get permission from their doctor before they chance it. Travel the globe with constant sea sickness and your tongue buried so far in your cheek that you may never find it again. You''ll want two copies so you will still have one when foreigners burn your first copy. You'll be delighted that you bought this hilarious book.
THIS WORK A COMBINED EFFORT BY THE SATIRE/PARODY/SMART ALEC DEPARTMENT