How an accident turned to friendship

It wasn't like I was in a hurry, or something like that. But, the whore driving that foreign trash, tried to get ahead of me when the red light turned green. Couldn't let that female ass do that, could I? Well, you know me as Burt Long, and I don't take the backseat from no-one. This glamor-puss, when the light turned green, put some weight on her pedal, but my friend, so did I. And, as my truck is much better built than her thin sheet metal foreign job, she totally scraped the entire driver side of her car. Well, her car was so small, it took only my front fender to do the job.