Packing Parachutes the Mini-Musical: And Other Strange Literary Concoctions

Where else can you read about zombies, the 3,869,384,796 different genders, poor service from your cable company, the Tabuk Goatherding Mujahadeen of Arabia (the sports team), Scandinavian chimichangas, a half vampire and half umpire who memorizes baseball statistics, a drug that makes you quack like a duck, the Oobaooba Foundation for Psychotics, the IQ of nitrogen, and a musical featuring dancing parachute riggers, all in one place?