Merde on the Orient Express

From the inescapably insane author of:
Baker Street Ace 'Tec'
Bar Trek
Dire Virgins
It's a Wonderful Lie!
Raw Stars
and
Rumped!

You know how it goes: twelve hoity-toities on a luxury train ride, vengeance in their hearts?

Well that's not what happens here.

Once again parody runs riot and insanity is the only safe harbor.

You'll never guess whodunnit.

You won't even care!