On Buying The First House

A humorous account of the American Dream of home ownership run amok. The account advises a careful consideration of the location, the condition of the proposed purchase, and the price. In other words, all the things we failed to check, such as the electrical system, the plumbing system, the roof, the taxes, the zoning, the schools, the commute to work. We learned, for example, that with a septic system, crap does not flow uphill