Someone Who Will Love You in All Your Damaged Glory: Stories

From the creator of the beloved and universally acclaimed television series BoJack Horseman, a fabulously off-beat collection of short stories about love amp;mdash; the best and worst thing in the universe

Written with all the scathing dark humor that is a hallmark of BoJack Horseman, Raphael Bob-Waksberg¿s stories will make you laugh, weep, and shiver in uncomfortably delicious recognition. In ¿A Most Blessed and Auspicious Occasion¿, a young couple engaged to be married is forced to deal with interfering relatives dictating the appropriate number of ritual goat sacrifices for their wedding. ¿Missed Connection amp;mdash; m4w¿ is the tragicomic tale of a pair of lonely commuters eternally failing to make that longed-for contact. And in ¿More of the You That You Already Are¿, a struggling employee at a theme park of dead presidents finds that love can¿t be genetically modified.

Equally at home with the surreal and the painfully relatable (and both at once), Bob-Waksberg delivers a killer combination of humor, romance, whimsy, cultural commentary, and crushing emotional vulnerability.

Audiobook Table of Contents:

• "Salted Circus Cashews, Swear to God" read by Raphael Bob-Waksberg
• "short stories" read by Baron Vaughn, James Urbaniak, Kimiko Glenn, Colman Domingo, and Natalie Morales
• "Most Blessed and Auspicious Occasion" read by Raúl Esparza
• "Missed Connection amp;mdash; m4w" read by Colman Domingo
• "The Serial Monogamist¿s Guide to Important New York City Landmarks" read by Natalie Morales
• "We Men of Science" read by James Urbaniak
• "Lies We Told Each Other (a partial list)" read by Kimiko Glenn and Raúl Esparza
• "These Are Facts" read by Will Brill
• "Lunch with the Person Who Dumped You" read by Stephanie Beatriz
• "Rufus." read by Baron Vaughn
• "Rules for Taboo" read by Will Brill and Emma Galvin
• "Up-and-Comers" read by Stephanie Beatriz
• "Move across the country." read by Colman Domingo
• "You Want to Know What Plays Are Like?" read by Emma Galvin
• "the poem" read by Nicholas Gonzalez
• "The Average of All Possible Things" read by Kimiko Glenn
• "More of the You That You Already Are" read by Nicholas Gonzalez
• "We will be close on Friday 18 July" read by Raphael Bob-Waksberg