Holy Crap!: Memoir of a Catholic Girl

Twenty hilarious true stories about anxiety, sinning, and sainting. Crazy Little Catholic: ¿For God needed me to convert pagans and nurse icky lepers in far-off lands.¿ Amazing Technicolor Dream Boys: ¿I didn¿t have the slightest idea how to seduce Joseph. And Sister Bridget was no help at all with my characterization.¿ Virjeanity: ¿I felt it¿d be wrong to use my parents¿ phone in the commission of a mortal sin.¿ Death of a Saint: "For the next five Halloweens, I dressed up as my patron saint, Joan of Arc. The perfect costume for a repentant Halloween slut."