How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender

A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America amp;mdash; from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes amp;mdash; written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account.

Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny and ridiculously entertaining audiobook shows how just about anyone can become amp;mdash; or may already be amp;mdash; a federal criminal.

Whether you¿re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.