My Perfect Ex-Boyfriend

I've met the greatest guy ever.

Noah Walsh is handsome as sin. He's sweet and smart and successful and sexy amp;mdash; all the best adjectives beginning with "S". My six-year-old daughter worships the ground he walks on ever since he fashioned her smiley face pancakes out of bananas and blueberries. Oh yeah, and he can cook.

The only problem?

I dumped this great guy a decade ago, right after I wrecked his life. And boy, this man holds a grudge.