Cup Shame

That night I dreamed of God. He said, "Mortal, I can grant you any one wish." I took out the globe and said, "I wish the world to be at peace." He said, "It's too hard to realize that. Make another wish." I said, "Let the Chinese football team go to the World Cup again." God wiped the sweat from his head and said, "What was that world peace question again?"