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Jack Rebbick is a police officer in a pickle and these pages are taken from his personal journal.

...I cast off the cigarette, having forgotten entirely about the mousey blonde and head straight to the train, managing to procure a seat for the second time in eight months, my normal place being on the doormat carpet with a draught on my buttocks.
"I'm on a train, I'm on a train Scrappypie", says the blind man next to me...

Chemical Sausage is an original novella by James Patrick, a former police officer and crime statistics whistleblower.