The Carnivorous Carnival: Book the Ninth (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

The word carnivorous means meat eating and this carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.

It would be best if I didn't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby.
I also shouldn't mention the features of the interactive CD, which include: Perplexing word games, Photos from the Lemony Snicket Archives, and Art from the Brett Helquist gallery.

Sadly for me, I continue to research the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, but your time might be filled with something more palatable.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket