Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

Hang on to your hats! We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view." With her incomparable style and sassy southern wit, you'll hear from Celia on:

- The joys of remodeling Tara

- How Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew

- Britney's To-Do list: pick okra, cover that thang up

- How rugby-playing lesbians torpedoed beach day

- Why French women suck at competitive eating

- The truth about nature deficit disorder

- The difference between cockroaches and water bugs

- The beauty of Bedazzlers

- And much, much more!

Whether she's doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonna's mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing until the very last page.