Aron's Absurd Armada, Vol. 1

We are pirates...
Yup, we are totally pirates...
Whatever anyone may think, we are definitely pirates...
We have a captain, a crew (?), and even Robin, so we are absolutely pirates...
Captain Aron is a brainless idiot, and Robin only loves money, but we are still pirates...
Sailing in search of treasure (or not), we are unquestionably pirates...
So, in conclusion, we are pirates...!