1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

From Plato to Groucho, this comprehensive edition features some of the most quotable people who ever lived. They are the famous, infamous, the little-known, and the unknown, inspired enough by life to comment on it, and smart enough to be clever about it.
"Like eating peanuts—once you start it's hard to stop."
FORBES Magazine
"You'll love this book and read its lines aloud to helpless friends."
DALLAS MORNING NEWS