David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists

David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists
and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes

by David Letterman and the Late Show with David Letterman Writers

It's like watching TV -- with the added danger of paper cuts!

Top Ten Apologies to People Buying This Book:

10. Cheap glue will only hold the thing together for about six days.

9. Some kids sneaked into the printing plant and added the word "ass" to alot of the lists.

8. It costs about a dime to print one of these babies -- now take a look atthe retail price, sucker!

7. We're using the money we make to buy "little Dutch girl" outfits for Dave'spoodles.

6. The book was hastily assembled overseas by jabbering foreigners who don'tgive a damn about you or your family.

5. A drunk maintenance guy fell into the press and parts of him appear onpages 68-87.

4. Felt safe making jokes about the Amish on TV; forgot some of them mightactually see the book.

3. Dave insisted on writing some of these and we had to play along.
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2. There is no remote control. Don't look for one.

1. The book ain't much better than the TV show.