The Three Musketeers - Le Panteau! - A pantomime

Alexander Dumas's rip-roaring yarn of derring-do, palace intrigue, and slushy amour, seamlessly transplanted to Pantoland. Here we find those famous swashbucklers, Porthos, Aramis, Athos and D'Artagnan, effortlessly recast as a bevy of roistering, thigh slapping lovelies - Principal Garcons par excellence. Throw in the despicable Cardinal Richeleeugh, his debauched sidekick Le Chevalier Du Lobster Roquefort, a clutch of other eminently hissable villains, plus a giant pantomime snail, and you have all the ingredients for un panteau cordon bleu.