Hello Lesbian!

Wally Bain, the player of all players, is ready to settle down. He is tired of being the shallow guy who only dates women because they are beautiful. So what does he do? He falls for someone. The only problem - she's a lesbian.

Wally makes her a deal that if they go out once and it doesn't work out, he will never EVER bother her again. She agrees, giving Wally one chance to win her over.

His plan? Since she likes women, there is only one thing he can do - develop all non-guy mannerisms. Wally does and the result is hilarity.

"I think Jason Tanamor will win the Pulitzer Prize very soon." - Stan Stankos, Comedian

"Tanamor's humor has the appeal of SNL's 'Deep Thoughts' - it's not just off-beat - it's an entirely different time signature." - Jenna Glatzer, Author of Celine Dion: For Keeps

"I love the title Hello Lesbian!" - Chuck Palahniuk, Author of Fight Club