What I Do

Since the beginning of time, human beings have searched for answers to the big questions.

Where did we come from?

Is there life after death?

Are we alone in this universe?

But today, in this very book, you will be asked to answer the ultimate question...

"Can I start you off with something to drink today?"

From the author that brought you absolutely nothing before this, comes the story of one waiter’s trials and tribulations. Experience the intensity, the magic, the raw emotion. And that’s only in the prologue.

Based on seven years of experience waiting tables, What I Do follows a waiter through the course of his day at a nice restaurant on eastern Long Island.