Clancy's Christmas Stampede: And Other Christmas Story-Poems

Clancy’s Christmas Stampede contains fifteen new Christmas story-poems for the elf in all of us. Written over the past three decades, these pieces have been Christmas gifts for a long list of family, friend, neighbors and colleagues. The book’s dedication sums up the imagination, sentiment, and whimsy therein: “For inspiration, seasonal support, and a wedge of Gorgonzola in my Christmas stocking, this book is dedicated to Mr. And Mrs. Santa Claus and all of the elves, reindeer, and cows everywhere.”

In addition to Clancy and his stampeding Holsteins, the reader can ride along as Santa takes the train in Casey-Come-Christmas; help patch up the North Pole economy in A Christmas Assurance Insurance Plan; relive those childhood fantasies when Miss Annie Oakley and the Lollypop Cowboy “cleaned up the West one Christmas back then;” or sing along to the parodies in The Twelve Cows of Christmas and Here Come Santa’s Cows…. Light-hearted, humorous and sentimental!