Straight Out Of Lewis Carroll's Trash Can

Why did the student cross the campus? If it's Jonathan Tollhausler, it certainly wasn't to attend a class. Should the self-professed Groucho fan drop out and write a book? Or is he just chicken? Follow Tollhausler & his friends as they cut class, chase women and joke their way to the other side of yet another semester, finally answering that age old question: Was Frank Zappa right about college?