Howling at Wolves

Recently divorced and out of work after 9/11, what would you do? Drive up to Canada to see the girl you were crazy about 25 years earlier-but never even kissed-carting along your 77-year-old former writing professor who can't sit more than two hours at a clip and swears he's vegan despite the fact that he has a butcher (with great boobs)?

Nearly destroy the girl's business, bringing Canadian men back in touch with their masculinity? End up in bed with her-and her sister (not at the same time, I swear) after being accused of trying to blow up the Prime Minister of Canada with a Super-8 projector?

That's NOT what you would do? Oh...well, here's the story of someone who did.

WARNING: This is a silly book. You may giggle like a girl, even if you are one.