Fist Full of Brunettes: (Multiple Choice Thriller)

Advanced Praise* for Bill Pryst and his Groundbreaking Debut:

"This book defines our generation." - McKinzie Brooks

"They're reading his books to Osama bin Laden in hell." - Tom Clanton

"I hate myself for liking this piece of trash." - Ryan Sampson

"By far the best book I've written so far." - Bill Pryst

"They renamed double pentration 'The Pryst' because he's twice the man anyone else is." - Victoria Bellevue

"I wouldn't touch Bill Pryst if he was a bucket of water and I was on fire." - Samantha Sampson

"They painted both Little Boy and Fat Man to look like his *bleep*, so he could say he'd *bleep*-ed over a million Japanese." - John Clarentine

Rick Glacier's got his ass chewed off walking the beat, fighting the Kraut's and hunting killers. He hasn't had a much better time of it as a PI, either. New York, 1950, he's ten bucks short on rent and about to get tossed. That's until a buxom blond walks through his door and asks him to find her missing husband, a two-timing banker who happens to work for mob boss Roger Delaney. No matter how many times Rick tries to tell her that Roger got her husband dead, she persists. She's very motivated to find her old man, and very persuasive.
Sound like a plot you've read a thousand times?

WRONG!

Because this time the dames are putting out, the crooks are getting theirs, and you're in the driver's seat. In this Multiple-Choice Thriller, see if you can get Glacier paid, laid, and for God's sake, try not to get the man killed, will ya?