Wedlock!

This is a light-hearted look at marriage. Honestly, what other perspective could there be?! If you're not going into it with a light heart, something's wrong! Am I right, or am I left at the altar and out the door?

So you've probably heard about the wedding where the bride didn't show, and I know you've heard about the wedding where the groom didn't, but did anyone ever tell you the story of the wedding where neither showed - yet it all turned out fine in the end?

Young Brits Carolyn Shaddi and Stephen Sperry were too devoted to each other to spoil their wedding day, but their parents were too devoted to themselves to think of it as Carolyn and Stephen's wedding.

So when blissful ignorance meets wedded bliss, and Stephen and Carolyn are wedded to it, you know it's going to be a wedding day to remember. Or forget.

Show me the matrimony!

And I claim the record for this blurb for mentioning the word 'wedding' more than any other blurb ever!