Girl Stuff and Shit!!!

Adolescence can be a troubling and difficult period for young girls, unfortunately, most self help books and guides to the teenage years are antiquated and often times just flat out wrong in the advice that they give.
While it is true that I am not a psychologist, counselor, or doctor of any sorts...I'll have you know that I have nailed tons of guys and thus probably a way better resource than any of those so-called "self-help" writers. In fact, to be honest, I couldn't even tell you what my "lay" count is...but as a woman I am also bad at math and not that good at counting...but, nevertheless, it is a lot.
Anyways, want to learn a whole bunch of shit? Like did you know your tampon can kill you? Or how to get a man to sleep with you on the first date. Well then this is the book for you.

This book is a joke...like my life :(

WARNING!!! This book is flammable!