"the title is what i put in quotation marks"

The main character's name is, Will Peeslee. There is another character, Sophie. They fall in love. They take Xanax and fall in love. They take Xanax and fall in love and go to Maine.

Two years after writing this Andrew Mathwick was asked in an interview, "Do you regret writing this story?"

An immediate and certain, "yes" was his response.