Counterfeit Sauerkraut & The Weekend Teeth

Jon Dawson's bi-weekly column has been a feature of the Kinston Free Press since 2008. Dawson has won 11 North Carolina Press Association Awards for writing about subjects as diverse as:

- Deer hunting with drones
- A La Grange man's 36-hour ordeal trapped in a car wash
- An expose on the consumption of gay chicken
- NBC's proctology division
- A toddler arrested for lingerie theft
- The burglary that led to a father and son reunion
- Kitten tossing
- A doctor's fight to operate a funeral home out of his practice
- The War on Valentine's Day
- The decline of funeral food
- A seven-fingered man's love affair with fireworks
- Religious exemptions from home work

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