The Farty Files: Case Number 1: The Burgled Air Biscuit

Crime stinks and so do they!

Arthur and Martin Farty fight crime with farts, facts and slime in this funny book for kids full of mystery, pranks gone wrong, gross-out humor and some surprising uses for bodily functions.

Join these twisted twins in their queasy quest to find their big, stinky Air Biscuit. Just to warn you, there will be oozing scabs, gunky puke, torpedoing turds, hungry dung beetles and loads of farts.
But don't let that stop you - there's a mystery to solve!

Don't miss the next book in this hysterical new series, Case of The Belching Zombies of Hogbottom Bog coming soon!

The Farty Files, Case of the Burgled Air Biscuit is the first book in a mid-grade mystery series that follows nine-year-old identical twins Arthur and Martin Farty as they create their own detective agency in Schtinktown.

As they begin solving mysteries in the neighborhood, things go from bad to worse when their scrappy dog Air Biscuit is stolen from their back yard.

When faced with the biggest case of their lives, their detective skills are put to the test as they uncover an even bigger case - the Schtinktown Cat Burglar.

With some unlikely help from their Grandpa's gadgets and the least hideous girl in the third grade (who Arty does NOT have a crush on) they hatch a plan to bring the criminal to justice and get their dog back, but not before wreaking havoc on the neighborhood and turning everyone's stomachs