Luscious Melchus 3: Picture Show Wendigo

WARNING: Before you go any further, please finish the first two LUSCIOUS MELCHUS books and TONTO CANTO POCAHONTAS before you proceed with this one. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusions of the earlier books for you.

Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy life since his god-like powers of lusciousness emerged. He unwittingly ends up in redface as a Hollywood Indian in a movie production so hostile to Native American actors, even Adam Sandler would walk off in protest. Although it's not apropos, how else could Melchus romance a Wendigo from a picture show?

Have at thee, mortals. The adventures of LUSCIOUS MELCHUS continue!