No One Will Love You As Much As I Never Did

A collection of dark humor stories offering a capricious look into the abnormal, awkward, and absurd. Within these pages, you'll discover answers to questions, such as: What's the best way to commit office suicide? How much can one learn from a severely stunted man-child? How much pain can the saddest musician in the world take? Can one person truly be unlovable? Can you find acceptance at a Star Wars convention? Can candy pushers get legitimate street cred? Is marijuana a gateway to homicide? What kind of things do people really talk about at restaurants?