My Ex-friend Seth: Dialogs From a Friendship

Me: Why don't you make yourself useful and write a blurb for the back cover of my book?

My ex-friend Seth: I already did! Here it is:

"My Ex-Friend Seth is Paul Tonnes's collection of dialogs from a friendship."

Me: That's it?

My ex-friend Seth: Yep.

Me: You're not going to say it's a witty, touching, and ambitious tour de force? That this collection is poignant and profound? That Paul Tonnes has created a brutal and frank, yet tender and compassionate, sequence of dialogs sure to set literary circles aflame and delight readers everywhere?

My ex-friend Seth:Nope. Nobody reads the back anyway except to look at the price. Then they'll slowly put it back on the shelf and just walk away.