There Is No Story Here!

Looking for a great little bedtime story? Well you've come to the wrong place . THERE IS NO STORY HERE! is the highly anticipated follow-up to the smash hit THIS BOOK IS OVER! Inside these pages you'll find pirates and princesses, teddy bears and unicorns, and absolutely no story whatsoever.

Requirements: one or more children (optional), a light source (if dark), and an ability to keep a straight face.

Warning: may cause giggling, parent-child bonding, and drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading THERE IS NO STORY HERE! If laughter persists for more than a few hours, please consult your librarian.

THERE IS NO STORY HERE! by jonnyHal. Get it? Got it? Good! (now go to sleep).