Wearing Combovers: And 49 Other Things That the Modern Man Shouldn't Do

A guide to egregious modern male behaviors that simply must stop, such as wearing comedy ties and socks

Some men labor under the curious misapprehension that cycling without using one's hands constitutes a social achievement. Other men manage to convince themselves that a combover could be mistaken for a lustrous body of hair. There exist men who will toss a piece of candy up in the air on a public street, with the sole purpose of trying to catch it in their mouth. In a moment of historical literary significance matched only by the Doomsday book and the first edition of the King James Bible, this book finally brings together an account of the strange and frankly unacceptable habits of modern men with the clear and obvious reasons why these habits must, for the sake of the future of the human race, be cast aside.