The Collected Works of General Falta de Respeto Volume Two

General Falta de Respeto was an irritable old man who rented a room in the back of our house. He claimed to have fought in the Spanish-American War, but he never told me what side he fought for. He usually disagreed with everybody, so I’m sure he could have fought against everybody in the Spanish-American War. He turned up missing in April of 2011 and he is presumed dead.