Caper Gets Even

My name is Caper Spiegelman, and over the past week I lied to my mom and dad, became the laughing stock of my school, lost my best friend, thoroughly humiliated myself in front of a restaurant full of strangers, and let down the one girl in school I have a crush on. But I guess that's the price you pay when you decide to take revenge on your parents for naming you after a dog!