Fifty Sheds Damper: A parody

'Each firm stroke was bringing me closer and closer to that moment of relief and satisfaction. Soon my shed would be completely weatherproof.'

Multi-millionaire Colin Grey thought he'd escaped a dark, forbidden world of pleasure and pain, until one day he suddenly awakes to find himself bound and gagged. But by whom - kidnappers, the secret service, or his ex-wife?

In Fifty Sheds Damper the sequel to the bestselling erotic parody, Fifty Sheds of Grey, Colin wrestles with his inner demons, several women and fungal root rot. Fifty Sheds . . . Hotter. Steamier. Damper!

WARNING: Shed addiction can seriously affect your health. Please read responsibly.

*Now with a wipe-clean cover!

Disclaimer: Fifty Sheds of Grey is not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in the making of Fifty Shades of Grey.