Weed

In his professional and personal life Robert D Weed is deemed totally useless - or, perhaps, he is the smart one and everyone around him is daft.
Robert is a human weed who is tugged and pulled by a world that wants to uproot him but which discovers that he cannot be so easily tossed on the compost.

'So funny I weed myself - geddit?' An author's mother

Fiction/Comedy/Satire