500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

Sheila and Ron Stewart have been golfing together for more than twenty years. They try not to take the game too seriously. Although they love to watch a drive sail down the middle of the fairway, a good shot is usually one where they can find the ball. Their major responsibilities on the course, as they see it, are having fun while keeping up to the golfers ahead and keeping ahead of the golfers behind.

Much of their humor, such as, “Not only is my husband one of the straightest hitters on the golf course, he can do it from either rough,” comes to them during their games. Sheila provides much of the ammunition for their humor. Ron once asked what she thought of him going out to the street in his pajamas to get the newspaper. She answered, “If someone sees you, we’ll just tell them it’s your golfing attire.”