It Ate My Sister

The 100% true autobiography of an award-winning writer and professional liar.

From the back jacket:
My family is so weird.
I wouldn't go so far to say that we're psycho.
It's just that strange things happen to us:
. explosions .
. genetic mutations .
. poisonous snakes .
. ghost attacks .
and other mishaps.
Sometimes I wish that we could all just relax.