In Celebration Of Elastic Waistbands

In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands:
Episodes of Imperfection, Insanity, & Occasional Enlightenment is a romp through the experiences of a highly imperfect woman with chapters like:

The Dessert Cart on the Titanic;
Writing a Book in One Month and a Few Fifths;
Journaling, ADHD, and Shiny Objects;
Perfect is in the Eye of the Beerholder;
My Inner and Outer Kids are Having a Slapfight; and
Overnight Success: The Fifty-Year Method.

If you like Erma Bombeck, Dave Barry, or hitting your head on the refrigerator door, you'll love this book!