Ceremonial Magick for Halfwits

Only Acidophilus and Merlin could make Merlin and Houdini run away screaming...Toying with the Keys of Solomon in a concocted attempt to create a woman, Manhattan bodega owner, the Great Acidophilus, gets transported to a dragon's lair beneath the Cloister in NY. The resident dragon is cursed and can't decide if he should eat the crazy magician or get out of the Cloisters and have a human life before Hell catches up with him.