A Dog Called Guano

America's heart was touched by New York Times bestseller Marley & Me, the unforgettable story of a family in the making and the wondrously neurotic dog who taught them what really matters in life: writing a mawkish piece of tripe that could be sold to a big corporate publisher who in turn sells it on to the mindlessly consuming masses who scarf up such tripe like a dog eating its own feces. Now America celebrates again with A Dog Called Guano, the unforgettable story of a precocious pup bent on mass murder. Together with an afro-wearing mofo, our tail-waggin' terrorist uses an Oldsmobile Cutlass with giant snowplow-wedge welded to the front to slice through Los Angeles traffic and into your heart. Glory be. Destined to make millions of modern cretins laugh and cry, this heartwarming novel is a wonderful keepsake for all those who love Guano.