Jesus Chrystler

Jesus Christ is back! His Second Coming is brought to you by an automobile manufacturer in need of a Good ad-campaign figurehead. Through the miracle of God and a petri dish, the Son of God is resurrected through cloning technology to the cheers of religious faithful and car buyers alike. But the freshly risen, freshly cultured Lord is soon having difficulty adjusting to the dynamic life of corporate shill. Far worse, He's been putting on weight. It's satire, you thoroughly shepherded sheep.
From the critically acclaimed underground anti-literati literati who brought you America's other most hated book, A Dog Called Guano.
O ye are welcome.