The Fifty Reasons Why It's Great to be a Man

When you drop your brush in a toilet, who will you be looking to, to fish that brush back out?

And who's going to FIX that toilet after you couldn't find someone to fish it out, and tried to flush it instead?

Who's going to replace the garbage disposal when, after an hour, you realize that grinding noise was a fork?

A man, that's who!

So buy him a book.

Give him a laugh!

And tell him, "Yes, you are MY MAN. Now, go pee standing up!"