Fairy Tales I Just Made Up: Snarky Bedtime Stories for Weirdo Children

All the beloved fairytale classics are kinda... broken. I mean, they don't have ANY Dinosaurs, Robots, Zombies or Space Aliens in them. I don't know what those guys from olden days were thinking. So! I took all those cherished children's stories, added some crazyness, and vastly improved them! Probably!
Fairy Tales I Just Made Up is jam-packed with weirdo fun, including The Dumbest Love Story Ever, Magical-Science, and Bacon Helicopters.