"Dragons, Donkeys, And Dust"

This "how to" guide, or perhaps a "how not to" guide to living in China covers...
-How a dream fortold of a wife and life in China.
-Birth and death in local Chinese hospitals.
-Getting a Chinese driver's license, somewhat nefariously.
-Using a PLA motorcycle with sidecar as the "family car".
-What to do when you knock over a cyclist in China.
-Racing to North Korea on a motorized Flying Pigeon bicycle.
-Playing hockey against Chinese olympians.
-Covert ops to the Dalai Lama's family home.
-How to be Canadian in China.
-Getting tomahawked in a Chinese hockey brawl.